Interview with Pikachu

Nintendos very own Luigi sits down with the yellow rat himself. Meowth will translate.

Luigi: Welcome Pikachu. Let me ask you a few questions.

Pikachu: Pika Piiiikaaaaaa CHUUUU

(Meowth interpreting): Alright, shoot.

Luigi: First off, why do you always say "Pikachu" over and over and over again? Where does this word come from and what does it mean?

(Pikachu):It means Satans little helper in ancient Babylonian.

Luigi: Really?... very interesting. This would explain why you like to enslave the minds of children everywhere, making them forget the Nintendo heritage to drool over a yellow rat.

(Pikachu): Yeah pretty much.

Luigi: So who is your favorite human? Ash, Misty or Brock?

(Pikachu): NONE OF THEM! I can't stand any of them. My favorite human is Gary, I sure wish I was his pokemon. Ash is just sooo dumb. Just look at the T.V. show, Gary has 4 times as many pokemon on much higher levels than Ash. If you ask me, the show should revolve around Gary.

Luigi: Why is it that you refuse to evolve into a Raichu?

(Pikachu): Health insurance is much lower as a pikachu.

Luigi: Interesting... So, what is your favorite NES game? Theres a lot of really cool ones, y'know?.

(Pikachu): PTOOEY! NES stinks. I don't play that.

Luigi: What? Oh, so you must play PSX then, huh?


Luigi: Huh? Do you even PLAY videogames?

(Pikachu): Sure I do, I play Atari Jaguar and Virtual Boy.

Luigi: UGH! You really are evil

(Pikachu): Thank you.

Luigi: Go to H-E-double hockey sticks Pikachu!

(Pikachu): I've been there, its quite nice, I like to have lunch with my buddy Satan.

Luigi: Well......thank you for your time. I don't care to take this interview any further.

(Pikachu): OK, see ya. //Walks off//

Luigi: Man, hes evil.

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